Bill Maher

Right.

Yeah, you know, look, I'm not an advocate for heroin by any means.

I survived.

But it is important to note that there are very rare, very rare, but there are people who, like, actually did it in a managed way.

William S. Burroughs, I believe, was doing it at 80.

Like, you know, some people just have a, I mean, I wouldn't recommend it.

Don't try it at home, kids.

Because I've also heard that somebody once described doing heroin the first time as the best orgasm you ever had times a thousand.

Help a pot smoker who has done every drug but heroin,

Like when I was in college, I was a dealer.

I mean, there's no other word for it.

Like I sold drugs to other people, you know.

And we were at the lowest level, me and my partner.

I did have, we have a partner.

We're like Abbott and Costello.

Except Abbott and Costello had no specific business, and yet they described each other as my partner.

In my case, I had a partner, and we would sell on the lowest level, like, you know, the ounce of pot, whatever our dealer had, like the guy above us, like the guy who bought, like, five pounds of pot, and then he would sell it to his low-level dealers, you know, one pound, and we would sell ounces.

So whatever he had, speed...

was very big at the time and very good.

Cocaine, opium, LSD, or whatever, it probably wasn't really LSD.