Bill Maher

I think they'd forgive your height. They'd be like, hey, she moves the ball off court good.

I think they'd forgive your height. They'd be like, hey, she moves the ball off court good.

Can I pour you something? You're a health nut, right? You don't ever drink?

Can I pour you something? You're a health nut, right? You don't ever drink?

Can I pour you something? You're a health nut, right? You don't ever drink?

Okay, well, keep up with me. You sound like I'm a drunk. I don't drink that much. No, no. It's like the only time of the week. Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, well, keep up with me. You sound like I'm a drunk. I don't drink that much. No, no. It's like the only time of the week. Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, well, keep up with me. You sound like I'm a drunk. I don't drink that much. No, no. It's like the only time of the week. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't know.

Don't worry about it because today, I have to tell you something, I rarely wake up on the wrong side of the bed because I make sure I get enough sleep. You know what happened today? I'm either going to do something on the show about it, sue somebody, or like, I don't know, go mental on the highway. I got woken up out of a sound sleep early in the morning on my phone.

Don't worry about it because today, I have to tell you something, I rarely wake up on the wrong side of the bed because I make sure I get enough sleep. You know what happened today? I'm either going to do something on the show about it, sue somebody, or like, I don't know, go mental on the highway. I got woken up out of a sound sleep early in the morning on my phone.

Don't worry about it because today, I have to tell you something, I rarely wake up on the wrong side of the bed because I make sure I get enough sleep. You know what happened today? I'm either going to do something on the show about it, sue somebody, or like, I don't know, go mental on the highway. I got woken up out of a sound sleep early in the morning on my phone.

You know, like, really, it gets, you know, those alerts. I thought, oh, my God, the nuclear attack has started. India and Pakistan, they did it, and now it's spread. It was like missing adult. Oh, good, let me jump out of bed and go look for him. Has that ever happened to you?

You know, like, really, it gets, you know, those alerts. I thought, oh, my God, the nuclear attack has started. India and Pakistan, they did it, and now it's spread. It was like missing adult. Oh, good, let me jump out of bed and go look for him. Has that ever happened to you?

You know, like, really, it gets, you know, those alerts. I thought, oh, my God, the nuclear attack has started. India and Pakistan, they did it, and now it's spread. It was like missing adult. Oh, good, let me jump out of bed and go look for him. Has that ever happened to you?

Okay, but fires is one. There were fake alerts, though. There was a giant disaster. This was just some person who wandered off, and what am I going to do about it?

Okay, but fires is one. There were fake alerts, though. There was a giant disaster. This was just some person who wandered off, and what am I going to do about it?

Okay, but fires is one. There were fake alerts, though. There was a giant disaster. This was just some person who wandered off, and what am I going to do about it?