Bill Maher

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This was a fascist theocracy, and nothing in the Middle East was ever going to get better while they were still there f***ing everything up.

This statement from the administration, the president had the constitutional authority to direct the use of military force because he could reasonably determine that such use of force was in the national interest.

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Totally vague.

Okay, because that's from Obama about Libya.

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