Bill Maher
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Why do you go, would you go blue on heroin?
Well, if you're dying, yeah, you go.
But why would it kill you?
Oh, I guess I shouldn't ask that question.
I know it does.
I just don't know how.
Yeah, no, I suppose it just overwhelms your system.
Right.
Yeah, you know, look, I'm not an advocate for heroin by any means.
I survived.
But it is important to note that there are very rare, very rare, but there are people who, like, actually did it in a managed way.
William S. Burroughs, I believe, was doing it at 80.
Like, you know, some people just have a, I mean, I wouldn't recommend it.
Don't try it at home, kids.
Because I've also heard that somebody once described doing heroin the first time as the best orgasm you ever had times a thousand.
Help a pot smoker who has done every drug but heroin,
Like when I was in college, I was a dealer.
I mean, there's no other word for it.
Like I sold drugs to other people, you know.
And we were at the lowest level, me and my partner.