Bill Maher

I did have, we have a partner.

We're like Abbott and Costello.

Except Abbott and Costello had no specific business, and yet they described each other as my partner.

In my case, I had a partner, and we would sell on the lowest level, like, you know, the ounce of pot, whatever our dealer had, like the guy above us, like the guy who bought, like, five pounds of pot, and then he would sell it to his low-level dealers, you know, one pound, and we would sell ounces.

So whatever he had, speed...

was very big at the time and very good.

Cocaine, opium, LSD, or whatever, it probably wasn't really LSD.

Whatever he had, we would sell to other college kids, allegedly.

Heroin, I never did it.

So every drug I ever have done,

or would talk about, I relate to as good or bad pot.

That's like my benchmark.

Like ask me about any drug, and I say, oh yeah, I did that drug, and it was just like, it was like pot, but I was more low key, or you know, it was like pot, but much sloppier, or it was like pot, but whatever, hornier, whatever.

Heroin, I don't know.

So.

It's not like pot.

It's not.

It's not like pot at all.

No?

So what is it then?