Bill Maris

The roof's leaking.

The roof's leaking.

The landlord said, well, that happens sometimes.

The landlord said, well, that happens sometimes.

But I knew that I needed to do something.

But I knew that I needed to do something.

So when you don't know what to do, you go to Home Depot.

So when you don't know what to do, you go to Home Depot.

I got a bucket of tar and a mop.

I got a bucket of tar and a mop.

And I went up on the roof.

And I went up on the roof.

And there was lightning.

And there was lightning.

And there was rain.

And there was rain.

And I went up there and I tarred the roof.

And I went up there and I tarred the roof.

And I did not glimpse the future in that case because I didn't know when you're tarring the roof that you should start at the far corner and work towards the door rather than the reverse.

And I did not glimpse the future in that case because I didn't know when you're tarring the roof that you should start at the far corner and work towards the door rather than the reverse.