Bill Nighy

No one requires you to be any good.

Just be honest.

The other thing is, if you've procreated, it suddenly becomes dad dancing, which really gets to me.

i did some research and justin timberlake has children so there goes you know boom straight out the water you know i think fred astaire had a child i'm not sure about that perhaps listeners can confirm that for me so yeah but as soon as you have a child apparently your dancing goes out the window and you become a dad dancer no one ever says mum dancing

I've never heard anyone refer to mum dancing.

It's just if you have a penis and you happen to have procreated.

Anyway, I think it's unfair.

Yeah, Andrew, I don't have a bath.

Actually, I do have a bath.

I never take a bath.

I haven't taken a bath in 20 years.

I take a shower.

I don't really remember when that happened, but it was quite a long time ago.

I used to soak in the bath like people do.

I think it's largely now because I don't want to see myself that closely.

Do you know what I mean?

It's like I avoid full length mirrors unless I'm, you know, dressed for the occasion.

And similarly, I don't want to really lie in a bath and examine my body with any great scrutiny.

And I do think that showers are probably more hygienic, no?

I mean, because you wash the dirt off and it goes downwards and down the plug hole.