Bill Nighy

You don't luxuriate in whatever, if you'll pardon me, Andrew, whatever dirt you might have accumulated throughout the day.

So I'm with you.

Forget about it.

Even if you had a big apartment, you don't need a bath unless you've got, you know, friends that come or whatever who require a bath.

And then there's a whole other thing, you know, because you might want to bath with a friend.

And that's entirely, you know, that's your affair, Andrew.

I wouldn't go into that plainly.

Thank you.

Carol, I have an elder sister called Anna who was my guardian, my savior, my protector.

If anybody wanted to do bad things to me when I was a kid, you'd have to get by my sister.

And I just wish you luck with that because you've got no chance.

And I lived to impress her.

And I was born, this is how old I am, at the cusp of vinyl 78s and 45s.

I was a little bit behind the curve.

I was probably, I don't know, I just got some pocket money and I went to the record shop.

And I bought, you know, I'm not ashamed to say it.

I bought the teddy bears picnic by, and I can't remember, maybe one of our listeners will tell us who first recorded.

If you go down to the woods today, I don't suppose I'm allowed to sing that, but maybe I've done five seconds and they'll let me off.

But I can't, if you go down in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise is one of the, is the opening couplet of,

But anyway, and I took it back and it was a 78, one of those big old vinyl records.