Bill Nighy

And I said I wanted a single vent.

If you have two vents, we can no longer have a conversation, Will.

And I wanted a single pleat and I wanted to turn up and I wanted a generous trouser and I wanted to button jacket.

That's about it, really, with a substantial but not over substantial lapel.

And the tailor said to me, a very eminent man said to me that you can't have that.

I said, sorry.

He said, well, you can't have a single pleat.

and a single vent.

I said, I think I can't.

He said, no, you can't.

I said, why not?

He said, because you would be offending the great God Sartorius.

And I said, well, I don't believe in God.

And he said, well, you'd be offending me.

And I said, well, you're not going to be wearing it or even be around when I'm wearing it.

So anyway, in the end, he conceded.

But the point being that you don't want most people

Tailors have an idea about a suit, but a good tailor tries to create what you tell him you want.

So why don't you do some research and look at suits, get some pictures, make some decisions.

You might want two vents.