Bill Nighy

And just because it's over between you and I needn't deter you because we're probably almost certainly never going to meet.

And you might not want to turn up because you sound like a younger man and that's sometimes scary for younger men.

I don't think a trouser is resolved without a turn up.

I think it's just unfinished.

And there may be other things that you would prefer to have.

But don't let them – I was once a prize.

I didn't know I was a prize in a competition but I was a prize.

And I found out because I got on the plane and for once on the plane, I read the in-flight magazine, which I've never read before.

I must have forgotten my book or something.

And I opened it up and I was in there as a prize for a competition.

And the prize was a suit fitting with me at a particularly famous tailor's, you know.

And this young man who I had to accompany to the fitting said,

Had never had a suit before.

And the people that were administering the fitting started to tell him kind of what he wanted.

And I kept trying to say, is that what you want?

But he hadn't done any research and he didn't know about suits.

He probably, unless he'd won this competition, he probably would never have had a suit.

So he didn't have any ideas of his own.

And the risk is you end up wearing somebody else's suit, as it were.

So I suggest you make those decisions before you get to the tailor.