Bill Nighy

I try now to let other people do the talking really.

And I get there early.

And I leave early.

So I don't, unless it's offensive to somebody, if it's somebody's birthday or something, I'll be the first to arrive.

I'll be the first to arrive.

I will honor whoever I'm required to honor.

I will stay for a reasonable amount of time.

Like an hour and then I will leave without saying goodbye.

I will just drift out the door.

So I do as little of it as possible and then I try and time it so I can go for dinner.

So I will leave the party or the book launch or whatever it is you're going to.

And I always take a book.

Well, I always take a book everywhere.

So always carry the book, and then I take the book to dinner.

But I would never be there longer than an hour and a half.

So unless it's a dinner party, if it's a dinner party, well, you're trapped.

There's only two people whose houses I go to for dinner, apart from family.

And I'm fortunate that no one invites me to dinner parties.

I don't quite why that is.

I'm not complaining.