Bill Nighy

I'm rejoicing.

But you'll have to wait a few years for that to happen.

But, yeah, get there early and leave early would be my major contribution.

And just let them do the talking.

Just ask questions.

And watch it like TV.

Just watch it like TV.

And don't take responsibility for people's bad – I used to go to dinner parties and somebody would obviously be having trouble, difficulty in their marriage or something.

They'd be sniping at one another.

And I would take – I would sort of feel like there was some phone call I hadn't made, like it was my responsibility or something, which is obviously insane.

I'm not necessarily insane, just neurotic.

But I don't take responsibility for other people's difficulties or if they have views that I find unpleasant, I let them, they're over there and I'm over here and it's fine and they don't, I'm not going to catch anything.

I'm basically a medieval peasant who believes that if I stand too close to somebody who's appalling, I might catch it.

But I'm trying to give that up.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being bored.

It's not a moral issue.

It doesn't make you a bad person or anything like that.

I'm quite good at doing nothing.

I'm quite good at wasting time.

When I was young, I remember the luxury of being young was that you felt that you had lots and lots and lots, probably endless time, and it was kind of thrilling to waste it.