Bill Nighy

and to squander it.

And this podcast was kind of billed as an invitation to squander time.

And we attempt here to be entirely what you might call inconsequential.

It's just really the length of a decent cup of coffee.

And so we could help.

You don't have to be bored unless, of course, you find me boring.

And that's, you know, that's also not a moral issue.

And I don't take it personally.

He lied.

My voice has been used, I've mentioned this in earlier podcasts, as a sleep aid on lots of occasions.

So you could go from being bored to being asleep.

And there's nothing wrong with being asleep because apparently I'm very handy for insomniacs.

I'm very flattered by your question.

Most people, when I say that I exercise, and this is a real thing, in fact, people as I speak in this room are doing it now.

They're holding their hands over their face because they're laughing.

Just the idea, if you put my name and the word exercise in the same sentence, I promise you, everyone who knows me, and some people that don't actually know me at all, burst out laughing.

And then the next thing they do is they say,

What do you wear?

Like I'm going to exercise in a two-piece navy suit or something.

And I have to explain that I wear a pair of training trousers.