Billy Bob Thornton

I mean, guys who were, you know, relatively the same age.

And I lucked out because, you know, I was a skinny, long-haired little hippie and playing in bands and stuff.

And for some reason, I always liked hanging out with...

the guys who are a few years older than me, they had more fun than we did.

I remember the first time I ever

Well, the first time I ever had a drink of beer, my Uncle Don, he drank Schlitz.

And this was back when you had to have a church key and you opened both sides of it.

Oh, wow!

And he would pour it in our glasses.

Like I said, we were pretty poor.

We all lived at my grandmother's house.

It was the jelly jars.

When you finished the jelly, that became the glasses we drank out of.

And he would have a jelly jar glass of beer, and it just looked like apple juice to me.

And I would always ask him, you know, I'm six years old.

I'd say...

Hey, can I have some of that?

And he goes, you don't need any of this.

Well, finally one day he goes, yeah, here, have a drink.

It tastes like apple juice.