Billy Bob Thornton

I don't even know you had a band.

It's like, well, the first time you came, maybe you didn't.

But then the second time you came, I think you probably remembered.

And then last year when you were here, and now you're here today.

So I think you probably do by today that we have a band.

Yeah.

But people love – we're in a society now where nobody wants to –

It's a get-me society.

They're going to get you.

And however they can get you, they want to get you.

And nobody likes to see people succeed.

Like when I was playing Carl in Sling Blade, every critic in the world loved me.

And then all the other ones, a simple plan.

I'm playing this poor, pathetic wretch and all this kind of stuff.

The second I got to have a love scene with somebody and I was a leading man, all of a sudden it's like, wait a minute, you're not one of us.

Where did the hump on your back go and all that shit?

It's like...

And it's like, you actually look better in this movie than you did that.

You know, what did you have, plastic surgery or whatever it is.

Right, right, right.