Billy Corben

I don't know what you're talking about.

Why can't any team in Miami have a quarterback that can identify their receivers versus the other team's receivers?

Oh, by the way, is the U back?

The U, as it turns out, is not quite back yet.

I really thought we were beyond the senseless midseason loss.

I really thought that this team...

Was beyond that.

I really, really did.

These Miami teams helped me fall out of love with sports as a child.

So I used to watch my dad and my grandpa like, you know, hootie it up.

You know, they were such babies that even the dolphins made them cry.

And I'm like, I cannot as a grown ass man, as I become a grown ass man, allow my emotions to be hijacked.

by the behavior of these millionaires who play for these billionaires, or for a bunch of college kids.

I can't be too emotionally invested, because otherwise I'm just going to go f***ing insane.

It's the male emotional outlet because men are often raised to be a man, be an alpha, to suppress your emotions.

Men don't cry.

But sports allows you that.

Socially, men are allowed to emote over sports.

So that's always been that outlet.

That said, I just can't,