Billy Corben

Absentee ballots or the vote by mail ballots have already arrived.

Oh, we're still doing those, huh?

That election day, for now, that election day is Tuesday, November 4th.

You will find out more than you...

really ever wanted to know about Stephen Miner and the horrendous allegations against him later on in the show.

But first, that election day, it's not just in Miami Beach, it's also in the great free city of Because Miami.

And as you know, the mayor's race is now a complete clown car.

It is full.

13 people, 13 candidates have qualified to run because, of course, Miami Mayor Francis Suarez...

is regrettably term limited if you put garbage in you're going to get garbage out and now we have to elect a new mayor and some new commissioners in the city of miami this was of course the election that was nearly cancelled until miami mayoral candidate and former city manager emilio gonzalez sued the city and got the election reinstated now roy there has been these mayoral forums debates whatever you want to call them

And dude, they have been outright cockfights.

I mean, absolutely.

The fighting with cocks?

Just absolutely classic.

And we put some highlights together so everybody can live vicariously through the experience that is a third world election here in South Florida.

One of the funny things is that some of these guys are like right out of the antique shop here in Miami.

I mean, you've got Xavier Suarez, who was the first Cuban mayor ever elected to the city of Miami in 1985.

And of course, he is the father of Miami Mayor Francis Suarez.

Definitely.

And so you have Joe Carollo, who you know and love.