Billy Corben

One of them is how red he turns during that open when he sees how close we are as a media company to televising his culo.

We are very close.

His legs are flapping around and the shorts are open and we are seeing undergarments and skin.

And every time, Chris, are you fearing that we are going to see the entirety of the hole of your butt?

We don't need to do detective work on this.

Well, we do, though, because I don't believe that this is something that other media entities, they're willing to go this close to the edge.

Look how happy you look there.

You look so happy.

Back to Dan.

Pablo Torre is going to join us here in 40 minutes.

Everywhere he goes these days, he's just spilling information that no one else has.

So you're going to want to be here for that, I would assume.

He's doing better journalistic work in sports than anybody is.

And Jeremy said before we started here.

Jeremy nominated Vin Scully for someone he assumes has a firm handshake.

And the reason that I don't know what we're doing here is I don't assume that old people ever have a firm handshake.

None of them.

I don't.

I'm never going in.

Maybe Jeff Conine's dad.