Blessing Adeoye Jr.

Salute to Lulu.

And then all of a sudden, they're like, all right, we're going to play some Blitzball.

Here's a glossary.

There's like 10 menu items.

Once you click on the first menu item, here's a two-minute tutorial on how to swim around.

All right, you finished that?

All right, now here's the next one on how to pass.

And I'm like, brother, I am...

I'm playing a JRPG right now.

I'm not going to sit down and read your fucking encyclopedia right now.

I don't know how to play.

Here's the thing, right?

Blitzball could be a 10 out of 10 fucking game, but imagine you're playing Nier Automata and all of a sudden the game stops and they're like, now learn how to play StarCraft 2.

And it's like, no, I'm not going to learn how to play StarCraft right now.

I'm playing Nier Automata.

I'm playing Mario 64.

Why are you interrupting me so I can learn how to play Pokemon Puzzle League?

It doesn't fucking make sense.

Well, here's the thing.

Yes, but to their credit, literally right after the Blitzball segment, all these motherfuckers lock in.