Blindboy (Host)

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7,390 appearances 9 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 1 Sep

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The Blindboy Podcast · A cultural history of Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman Jokes · 1 Sep 2026 podcast

What I mean by that is so paddy Irishmen, Paddy Englishmen, and Paddy Scotsman, they die and they go up to heaven and they find themselves at the gates before God. voice-verified

And God says to them, voice-verified

I'm gonna give each of ye a wish before ye get into heaven. voice-verified

And the wish has to be something that you can do for your country. voice-verified

So you go first, Paddy Scotsman. voice-verified

What would you wish for? voice-verified

Paddy Scotsman says, Well, there's loads of fishermen in Scotland, so I'd like the rivers, lakes, and oceans all around Scotland to be full of fish forever, and no one would ever go hungry. voice-verified

So God says, There you go, I've given infinite. voice-verified

Fish to Scotland. voice-verified

Then God turns to Patty Englishman and says, Patty Englishman. voice-verified

What would you do for England? voice-verified

Paddy Englishman says, I want to build a big, huge high wall all around England to protect us so no one can attack us. voice-verified

Alright, Paddy Englishman says God. voice-verified

I'm gonna build a giant wall all around England. voice-verified

Nothing's gonna get in and nothing's gonna get out. voice-verified

Then God turns to Paddy Irishman and says, Paddy Irishman, what would you like for Ireland? voice-verified

Paddy Irish. voice-verified

Says, Well God. voice-verified

Now that England has that giant wall, can you fill it full of water so we don't have to deal with the guns? voice-verified

Ha ha ha voice-verified

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