Blindboy

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1,520 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 10 Jun

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The Blindboy Podcast · Have you anything to say about the Fuel protests Blindboy? Or are you a Government shill who is worried about losing his next Late Late show appearance? · 15 Apr 2026 podcast

How dare you insult me like that?

So winter is so insulted.

So winter, the month of March, consults the month of April.

So two months are having a chat with each other.

So March goes to April and says, this fucking prick of an old cow is boasting that I'm not harsh enough.

All right.

I want to finish her off.

But then the month of April says,

chill out march it's my turn now i'm about to i'm about to get warm and hot all right but then march says to april how would you feel if that cow was taking the piss out of you come on you on my side or not so april says okay fair enough march all right i'll give you a shot at killing this cow with some cold freezing breezes give give her everything you've got

I'm going to give you a loan of 10 days.

So the month of April gives a loan of 10 days that should be spring, but hands it over to March and says, go nuts, do a bit of winter for 10 days, you're grand, you can have it.

So March gets the 10 days and really prepares to wreak havoc on the land.

Now, meanwhile, the old brindled cow

is out in the middle of the field not a care in the world the old brindle cow is like fuck winter winter was shit now it's summertime now it's my time she's wandering around the field all cocky eating nettles eating grass convinced that summer is upon her and then finally winter goes you don't fucking know that i'm after getting 10 days i'm after getting 10 days off summer

so for the first 10 days of April it's not spring it's not summer it's actually winter it's the end of winter and winter has fucking mad crack with it so it goes nuts and kills the cow kills the cow with wind and rain and sleet and hail and everything that I saw in the past week everything that I witnessed and experienced in the past week the first 10 days of April

chaotic weather that fucking story delivers it and I I should have known better than to put my seedlings outside within two they just got decapitated by hailstones from fucking nowhere after it happened I said these are the ten days where that shit happens so I was glad to live another year during climate collapse where the first ten days of April were chaos that gave me a feeling of comfort and predictability

Once that starts shifting, you see, and you can't, and the first 10 days of April aren't chaotic, then the climate is changing before your eyes and the old stories are losing their meaning.

That's heartbreaking.

A story like that, which was once oral, existed before writing, that that will now become irrelevant.

And the reason I know that that story most likely predates writing is because it's actually highly relevant to farmers and to fertilizer.

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