Bob Einstein
speaker
11 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Bob Einstein’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Danny, congratulations on going national. Thank you, Bob. You say that so sincerely.
I'm serious, and I just want to say how honored I am to follow Thick and Say Jack. That's pretty good. You must have been very disappointed when you called Merv and found out he was dead.
start with a joke of the day. Are you ready? Okay, let's go. All right, 10-year-old walking down the hallway of his house here, screaming in his parents' bedroom. Opens the door, there's his mother dressed in a cheerleading outfit, nothing on underneath. His father's wearing a rubber glove and swim fins, and they are going at it. He says, Daddy, what's going on?
He says, Don't worry, sweetheart, just having some fun. Go to bed, and I'll talk to you in 20 minutes. 20 minutes later, father's walking. What the hell are you doing? He says, It's not so funny when it's your mother, is it? Wow.
I have shocked Bomani Jones.
No, I wasn't annoyed at all. I just threw the phone through the window is all. I wasn't annoyed. It is. It's annoying. It wasn't a big request at all. Totally reasonable request. Let's go ahead and do this. It was a totally reasonable request. Bob, are you doing anything? No. Could you do me a favor and call Jerry Seinfeld and ask if he could do our radio show?
Of course, because you're annoying. Of course I was. I like you. I love your show, but I was totally lying. I'm not going to call anyone.
Look, I wouldn't have even called Fick or Sajak.
I really mean that. I think they feed him out of their hand when he gets off the field. You couldn't haze him. There's nothing you could do to him because there's smoke comes out of when he plays. And when he goes across the middle, you cannot watch him. And can you imagine in the cold trying to come in and undercut him? I've never seen a human being like that go off the field.
And he, like, snorts to his teammates. There's no English or anything spoken. He is made of circuits. He really is. There's always fire coming out of his helmet. What do you think he says in the huddle besides slobbering and breathing and sneezing and stuff? Do you think he knows his own name when they say, Gronk, we're going to you? Or do they just tase him a little bit? Watch Gronkowski.
Watch Gronkowski. I'm not talking about in the game. I'm talking about in public. You've got to put a leash on him. You cannot let him roam around.
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