Bob Fountain

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1,968 appearances 8 recordings 1 series first heard Mar 2015 last heard Jan 2021

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She said she was just a nice little old lady.
I I says, Well, usually
Yes.
You're nice in life, you're pretty nice in spirit.
You know, if you're a real butthole in life.
You can enjoy being a s uh a s a spirit because you get to creep out everybody.
anyways.
I said, Well where did this happen?
She said
Well she she died, and I saw where she's in in the house.
I said, Where in the house exactly?
And she says, Well in in her bed.
I says, In the bedroom you're in?
I says
Do you do you see a pattern here?
So I says, Look.
If she was a little nice old lady, she's probably just there trying to see who the heck's in her house now.
I said talk to her.
Tell her you're scaring the dogs, tell her you s it scares you, and she's welcome to come and visit any time she wants, but it's your house now.
And she needs to move on.
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