Bob the Drag Queen
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678 appearances
6 recordings
4 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 17 Jun
Bob the Drag Queen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Everything has peas in it.
And you're not going to sell me on beans on toast. I'm not eating it. I don't want to eat it. I don't want to put beans on my. And then you get there and they always go, well, you know, we have really amazing Indian food here. Well, baby, that's Indian food.
Baby, that's made by Indians.
That's made by Indians. And immigrants came here and made this food.
They get so mad when you don't eat their food. They get really mad. They get really.
And it's delicious.
One time I bought a pack of Doritos from America and I gave it to a Brit. They were like, oh my God. God, have I been eating Tostitos this whole time? This is amazing. Yes, American food is full of preservatives, 100%. You're right. It's delicious.
And I'm like, what about how long you guys live? Do you need to live that long? Sometimes I think to myself, how long do you want to do this?
One of the biggest reasons why I got out of being religious is because the idea of eternal life That's a curse. I agree. I have to do some version of this for all, like, let's imagine, let's imagine that I die.
And I go to heaven. And I'm looking down at my nephew and my, if I have kids. That's interesting. I'm looking at my kids and my nephew. I'm watching over them. Okay. They have kids. My grandkids. That's kind of interesting.
They're kids. I don't know these niggas. We're on season three. I don't want to watch anymore.
You've gone off the rails. I don't want to watch you all. I know my grandma is watching down on me. Leave that woman alone.
Hasn't she done enough in her life? Now she's watching you. It sounds horrible. I want to rest. I want to be done. I want to just... I want the... You know where the TV... I want that.
You think the Earth's getting better?
You know what I've thought about before that really kind of scares me? What if... And this is a crazy if. There's a couple of theories out there about other life form out there in the universe. And most scientists agree there is more than likely some life form somewhere in the world.
You know what the scariest notion is, though?
What if we are the most advanced? There are no spaceships. No one's there yet. This is as far as civilization has gotten. Doesn't that stink?
One that I like more is they are so advanced. They're looking at us like we're ants, basically. Why would you bother calling them advanced? I'm not going to fuck with them. They're disgusting. That's more comforting than being like, this might be as far as...
And there's also another theory, too, that some other planets in some other place, even if they're in the same galaxy or if they're in galaxies nearby, it's just that their time in life was so long ago. The planet's just nothing now, and there's nothing even left on the planet. It's all just gone.
They maybe had a whole thriving civilization for billions of years, and then there was like an 80-billion-year gap. Everything is disintegrated, and then ours started. So it's just so long. And also, you know, when you... The space is crazy. Space can make your head spin. Because you know what I think about the other day? The sky. Where's the sky? It's up there. But also, the sky is over there.
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