Bob the Drag Queen

all the names on the list and he's like oh no how do you spell it how do you do this and i'm standing outside and what's really embarrassing is when i don't mind like having to like get you find my name but then when someone else walks up who knows who i am they're like oh my god bob the drag queen and they're like right this way you're on the list you know craig stevens or whatever and i'm like i'm sitting outside trying to get my fucking name because i also have three to bob the drag queen this is four names right so do they put bob

is their first name bob the and the last name is drag queen is it bob the drag last name is queen is it bob first name the last the drag queen is it all switched together they never know i'm always lost in there and i'm like i hate this i just want to be able to walk in and like do my thing yeah i'd rather buy the ticket i would rather it's actually not worth it i'd rather just show it and just walk in like i'll i'll pay i will fucking pay i swear i'll play

is their first name bob the and the last name is drag queen is it bob the drag last name is queen is it bob first name the last the drag queen is it all switched together they never know i'm always lost in there and i'm like i hate this i just want to be able to walk in and like do my thing yeah i'd rather buy the ticket i would rather it's actually not worth it i'd rather just show it and just walk in like i'll i'll pay i will fucking pay i swear i'll play

Yeah.

Yeah.

One is where they walk up to the mic and the mic is already there. So they don't grab it. Just like, you know, talking to the microphone. Um, and then, but sometime I'll, I'll do this with them, but I never let them hold the mic with that. I learned that from Wendy Williams. Never let them hold the mic. Right. Never let them hold the mic.

One is where they walk up to the mic and the mic is already there. So they don't grab it. Just like, you know, talking to the microphone. Um, and then, but sometime I'll, I'll do this with them, but I never let them hold the mic with that. I learned that from Wendy Williams. Never let them hold the mic. Right. Never let them hold the mic.

Um, but also I am comfortable being like, turn off their mic. Turn off their mic. Right. They're going on too long. Turn off that mic. Cut the microphone. Cutting off the microphone is such a powerful move. I agree. Because the person is just reduced to like, what are you going to do now? Start screaming? I can scream too. And my voice is amplified. I'm going to win this one. You know?

Um, but also I am comfortable being like, turn off their mic. Turn off their mic. Right. They're going on too long. Turn off that mic. Cut the microphone. Cutting off the microphone is such a powerful move. I agree. Because the person is just reduced to like, what are you going to do now? Start screaming? I can scream too. And my voice is amplified. I'm going to win this one. You know?

Yeah, I like to be amplified in good light with my voice being heard and the audience sitting in the shadows.

Yeah, I like to be amplified in good light with my voice being heard and the audience sitting in the shadows.

I feel like there's a thing when you're, especially as a comedian or anyone on stage, the audience is really just a bunch of subs. They're just a bunch of submissive little bitches who want to be told what to do. They want to be told when to laugh. They want to know where to look. Audiences naturally want to be. When I'm in the audience, I want to be submissive.

I feel like there's a thing when you're, especially as a comedian or anyone on stage, the audience is really just a bunch of subs. They're just a bunch of submissive little bitches who want to be told what to do. They want to be told when to laugh. They want to know where to look. Audiences naturally want to be. When I'm in the audience, I want to be submissive.

I don't want to be in control of the room. I want to be guided through this experience. So when you're on stage, especially as a comedian, you have to be dominant. Even if it's not you in your real life, you have to be a dominant force. You have to guide the audience through this experience. And if you don't have the control, they start to feel uncomfortable and they will rise against you.

I don't want to be in control of the room. I want to be guided through this experience. So when you're on stage, especially as a comedian, you have to be dominant. Even if it's not you in your real life, you have to be a dominant force. You have to guide the audience through this experience. And if you don't have the control, they start to feel uncomfortable and they will rise against you.

I'm like, get me a fucking drink. Yeah.

I'm like, get me a fucking drink. Yeah.

I want to take this moment to apologize. Exactly. Me and my buddy, the bartender, we were having a long night.

I want to take this moment to apologize. Exactly. Me and my buddy, the bartender, we were having a long night.

You've lost control.