Bob the Drag Queen

You know which one is Bouncers? The Bossa Nova on Sunset.

But also someone was murdered outside the Bossa Nova.

But also someone was murdered outside the Bossa Nova.

So yeah, yeah. Valid.

So yeah, yeah. Valid.

Like the agents from Lilo and Stitch. Yeah.

Like the agents from Lilo and Stitch. Yeah.

He's from New Jersey.

He's from New Jersey.

The restaurant. Twice.

The restaurant. Twice.

Damn, double homicide.

Damn, double homicide.

I don't like going to restaurants. I don't like going to do things. What's the point? No one at home is going to do that to me. No one in my home is going to do that. I can walk in. No one stop me. Hey, we don't have room for you, darkie. I can just walk right in my home.

I don't like going to restaurants. I don't like going to do things. What's the point? No one at home is going to do that to me. No one in my home is going to do that. I can walk in. No one stop me. Hey, we don't have room for you, darkie. I can just walk right in my home.

So, yeah, I get it. I get it. You know what else kind of stresses me out? When my friends invite me to their show, and I will buy a ticket. I will buy a ticket. But if you're like, no, and then you're like, you're on the list. The list stresses me out.

So, yeah, I get it. I get it. You know what else kind of stresses me out? When my friends invite me to their show, and I will buy a ticket. I will buy a ticket. But if you're like, no, and then you're like, you're on the list. The list stresses me out.

Because if I get there and this straight security guard has no clue who I am, and he's looking up my 18 names, my drag name, my SAG name, my legal name, my, you know, what, faggot.

Because if I get there and this straight security guard has no clue who I am, and he's looking up my 18 names, my drag name, my SAG name, my legal name, my, you know, what, faggot.

all the names on the list and he's like oh no how do you spell it how do you do this and i'm standing outside and what's really embarrassing is when i don't mind like having to like get you find my name but then when someone else walks up who knows who i am they're like oh my god bob the drag queen and they're like right this way you're on the list you know craig stevens or whatever and i'm like i'm sitting outside trying to get my fucking name because i also have three to bob the drag queen this is four names right so do they put bob