Bob the Drag Queen

He's from New Jersey.

The restaurant. Twice.

The restaurant. Twice.

Damn, double homicide.

Damn, double homicide.

I don't like going to restaurants. I don't like going to do things. What's the point? No one at home is going to do that to me. No one in my home is going to do that. I can walk in. No one stop me. Hey, we don't have room for you, darkie. I can just walk right in my home.

I don't like going to restaurants. I don't like going to do things. What's the point? No one at home is going to do that to me. No one in my home is going to do that. I can walk in. No one stop me. Hey, we don't have room for you, darkie. I can just walk right in my home.

So, yeah, I get it. I get it. You know what else kind of stresses me out? When my friends invite me to their show, and I will buy a ticket. I will buy a ticket. But if you're like, no, and then you're like, you're on the list. The list stresses me out.

So, yeah, I get it. I get it. You know what else kind of stresses me out? When my friends invite me to their show, and I will buy a ticket. I will buy a ticket. But if you're like, no, and then you're like, you're on the list. The list stresses me out.

Because if I get there and this straight security guard has no clue who I am, and he's looking up my 18 names, my drag name, my SAG name, my legal name, my, you know, what, faggot.

Because if I get there and this straight security guard has no clue who I am, and he's looking up my 18 names, my drag name, my SAG name, my legal name, my, you know, what, faggot.

all the names on the list and he's like oh no how do you spell it how do you do this and i'm standing outside and what's really embarrassing is when i don't mind like having to like get you find my name but then when someone else walks up who knows who i am they're like oh my god bob the drag queen and they're like right this way you're on the list you know craig stevens or whatever and i'm like i'm sitting outside trying to get my fucking name because i also have three to bob the drag queen this is four names right so do they put bob

all the names on the list and he's like oh no how do you spell it how do you do this and i'm standing outside and what's really embarrassing is when i don't mind like having to like get you find my name but then when someone else walks up who knows who i am they're like oh my god bob the drag queen and they're like right this way you're on the list you know craig stevens or whatever and i'm like i'm sitting outside trying to get my fucking name because i also have three to bob the drag queen this is four names right so do they put bob

is their first name bob the and the last name is drag queen is it bob the drag last name is queen is it bob first name the last the drag queen is it all switched together they never know i'm always lost in there and i'm like i hate this i just want to be able to walk in and like do my thing yeah i'd rather buy the ticket i would rather it's actually not worth it i'd rather just show it and just walk in like i'll i'll pay i will fucking pay i swear i'll play

is their first name bob the and the last name is drag queen is it bob the drag last name is queen is it bob first name the last the drag queen is it all switched together they never know i'm always lost in there and i'm like i hate this i just want to be able to walk in and like do my thing yeah i'd rather buy the ticket i would rather it's actually not worth it i'd rather just show it and just walk in like i'll i'll pay i will fucking pay i swear i'll play

Yeah.

Yeah.

One is where they walk up to the mic and the mic is already there. So they don't grab it. Just like, you know, talking to the microphone. Um, and then, but sometime I'll, I'll do this with them, but I never let them hold the mic with that. I learned that from Wendy Williams. Never let them hold the mic. Right. Never let them hold the mic.

One is where they walk up to the mic and the mic is already there. So they don't grab it. Just like, you know, talking to the microphone. Um, and then, but sometime I'll, I'll do this with them, but I never let them hold the mic with that. I learned that from Wendy Williams. Never let them hold the mic. Right. Never let them hold the mic.

Um, but also I am comfortable being like, turn off their mic. Turn off their mic. Right. They're going on too long. Turn off that mic. Cut the microphone. Cutting off the microphone is such a powerful move. I agree. Because the person is just reduced to like, what are you going to do now? Start screaming? I can scream too. And my voice is amplified. I'm going to win this one. You know?