Bob the Drag Queen

Baby, if you tell me, if we're on vacation and you tell me about 6 a.m. plans, I would rather shit in my hands and clap in front of my face with my mouth open than go climb ropes at 6 a.m. on a vacation. Also, fuck a hike. I'm not hiking.

I don't get it. Google Maps is available. Yeah. I'm looking at a Google worldview.

I don't get it. Google Maps is available. Yeah. I'm looking at a Google worldview.

Literally.

Literally.

And honestly, guys, often it looks just like it looks in the picture. It might look a little, you might be like, oh, I thought it'd be bigger. Oh, I thought it'd be smaller. It's like a dick pic. Oh, I thought it looked bigger.

And honestly, guys, often it looks just like it looks in the picture. It might look a little, you might be like, oh, I thought it'd be bigger. Oh, I thought it'd be smaller. It's like a dick pic. Oh, I thought it looked bigger.

But that's it. That's the one. We saw the Eiffel Tower.

But that's it. That's the one. We saw the Eiffel Tower.

Wasn't that cool?

Wasn't that cool?

Paris is bad. Not as bad. Let me tell you right now, there is one country that you cannot... I don't think you can pay me. You'd have to offer an absurd amount of money. Almost every black person I know is like this. In fact, the comments are already typing in the name of this one specific country.

Paris is bad. Not as bad. Let me tell you right now, there is one country that you cannot... I don't think you can pay me. You'd have to offer an absurd amount of money. Almost every black person I know is like this. In fact, the comments are already typing in the name of this one specific country.

It's not this country, but I was doing a show in Zagreb, Croatia, and a guy from this country said, hey, you left us off the tour. You have to come back to Italy. You will never in your... in your linguine eating life. Catch me back in Italy.

It's not this country, but I was doing a show in Zagreb, Croatia, and a guy from this country said, hey, you left us off the tour. You have to come back to Italy. You will never in your... in your linguine eating life. Catch me back in Italy.

I've heard that. Unless I have to go there. I went there during the Madonna tour. We did two stops in Italy and it was only because we literally had to. I do not like that country.

I've heard that. Unless I have to go there. I went there during the Madonna tour. We did two stops in Italy and it was only because we literally had to. I do not like that country.

They are monsters. Racist, racist monsters.

They are monsters. Racist, racist monsters.

You know which one is Bouncers? The Bossa Nova on Sunset.