Bob the Drag Queen

If you've been to Miami, you've been to Barcelona, it's the same one.

If you've been to London, you've been to New York, you've been to Paris, they're just talking different in each town.

If you've been to London, you've been to New York, you've been to Paris, they're just talking different in each town.

Also grayer.

Also grayer.

It's just shit weather all the time.

It's just shit weather all the time.

Amazing.

Amazing.

You know who likes to go and do stuff?

You know who likes to go and do stuff?

This means white people.

This means white people.

White people are like, I'm going to go on a vacation. And you know what I'm going to do? Hike. Hike. Carry things, take a class, make pottery. Learn, go to a museum. It's a vacation, bitch. Go lay your ass down. I like to go to a place with a couple of friends, rent a giant Airbnb and never leave it.

White people are like, I'm going to go on a vacation. And you know what I'm going to do? Hike. Hike. Carry things, take a class, make pottery. Learn, go to a museum. It's a vacation, bitch. Go lay your ass down. I like to go to a place with a couple of friends, rent a giant Airbnb and never leave it.

No, they are not. No one's perfect. I understand. It's okay. You're not there yet, Josh.

No, they are not. No one's perfect. I understand. It's okay. You're not there yet, Josh.

How old is Josh?

How old is Josh?

Baby, if you tell me, if we're on vacation and you tell me about 6 a.m. plans, I would rather shit in my hands and clap in front of my face with my mouth open than go climb ropes at 6 a.m. on a vacation. Also, fuck a hike. I'm not hiking.