Bob the Drag Queen

It's just shit weather all the time.

Amazing.

Amazing.

You know who likes to go and do stuff?

You know who likes to go and do stuff?

This means white people.

This means white people.

White people are like, I'm going to go on a vacation. And you know what I'm going to do? Hike. Hike. Carry things, take a class, make pottery. Learn, go to a museum. It's a vacation, bitch. Go lay your ass down. I like to go to a place with a couple of friends, rent a giant Airbnb and never leave it.

White people are like, I'm going to go on a vacation. And you know what I'm going to do? Hike. Hike. Carry things, take a class, make pottery. Learn, go to a museum. It's a vacation, bitch. Go lay your ass down. I like to go to a place with a couple of friends, rent a giant Airbnb and never leave it.

No, they are not. No one's perfect. I understand. It's okay. You're not there yet, Josh.

No, they are not. No one's perfect. I understand. It's okay. You're not there yet, Josh.

How old is Josh?

How old is Josh?

Baby, if you tell me, if we're on vacation and you tell me about 6 a.m. plans, I would rather shit in my hands and clap in front of my face with my mouth open than go climb ropes at 6 a.m. on a vacation. Also, fuck a hike. I'm not hiking.

Baby, if you tell me, if we're on vacation and you tell me about 6 a.m. plans, I would rather shit in my hands and clap in front of my face with my mouth open than go climb ropes at 6 a.m. on a vacation. Also, fuck a hike. I'm not hiking.

I don't get it. Google Maps is available. Yeah. I'm looking at a Google worldview.

I don't get it. Google Maps is available. Yeah. I'm looking at a Google worldview.

Literally.

Literally.

And honestly, guys, often it looks just like it looks in the picture. It might look a little, you might be like, oh, I thought it'd be bigger. Oh, I thought it'd be smaller. It's like a dick pic. Oh, I thought it looked bigger.