Bob the Drag Queen

There's a she-wolf in the closet.

No, I understand that for sure. Yeah. I've got pretty good at keeping it pretty even-keeled, and I think that the audience should have a healthy fear of the person on stage.

No, I understand that for sure. Yeah. I've got pretty good at keeping it pretty even-keeled, and I think that the audience should have a healthy fear of the person on stage.

They need to be a little bit afraid of what would happen if they step out of line.

They need to be a little bit afraid of what would happen if they step out of line.

Sometimes you do have to make an example of someone. Yeah.

Sometimes you do have to make an example of someone. Yeah.

What does big time mean?

What does big time mean?

This is like the guy who asked for extra protein at Chipotle.

This is like the guy who asked for extra protein at Chipotle.

You know, can I get extra protein? Cool, cool, cool. Like, very much that vibe. Very, very much that vibe. My craziest show recently was in Belfast. Ooh, too. And this one had nothing to do with me. It was just during the show. And then, first of all, I had a wardrobe malfunction. My wig just started, like, there's this, like, post on my wig, and I put the toppers on it.

You know, can I get extra protein? Cool, cool, cool. Like, very much that vibe. Very, very much that vibe. My craziest show recently was in Belfast. Ooh, too. And this one had nothing to do with me. It was just during the show. And then, first of all, I had a wardrobe malfunction. My wig just started, like, there's this, like, post on my wig, and I put the toppers on it.

I had this, like, base where my hair slicked up, and I would just switch the toppers out. And the post had broken, so my wig just fell off. I was like, oh, shit, my wig fell off. So that was very embarrassing. I had to put my wig back on. And then I come back, and I'm doing my stand-up, and there is just a fight.

I had this, like, base where my hair slicked up, and I would just switch the toppers out. And the post had broken, so my wig just fell off. I was like, oh, shit, my wig fell off. So that was very embarrassing. I had to put my wig back on. And then I come back, and I'm doing my stand-up, and there is just a fight.

happening and i was like what i was i remember what's happening over there but they weren't responding to me because they weren't responding to what i was saying there was there was a just an argument had broken out between this this lady and this guy and they had come to like blows they were like they were like like people were being pulled apart damn and and then the lady stumbled out into the lobby she spilled her margarita into my merchandise and then the crowd just kind of got crazy i was like you guys are insane and then i asked him i said is this it was a wednesday

happening and i was like what i was i remember what's happening over there but they weren't responding to me because they weren't responding to what i was saying there was there was a just an argument had broken out between this this lady and this guy and they had come to like blows they were like they were like like people were being pulled apart damn and and then the lady stumbled out into the lobby she spilled her margarita into my merchandise and then the crowd just kind of got crazy i was like you guys are insane and then i asked him i said is this it was a wednesday

I said, is this a typical Wednesday in Belfast? And the audience in unison all said, yes. And they're like, yeah, this is what we do on Wednesdays, bitch. Yes, yes. Whenever I go out, I don't drink, so I don't go out much. But I'm with someone who drinks. Someone who wants to take you out. And they're like, because let me tell you right now. It doesn't matter where you are.

I said, is this a typical Wednesday in Belfast? And the audience in unison all said, yes. And they're like, yeah, this is what we do on Wednesdays, bitch. Yes, yes. Whenever I go out, I don't drink, so I don't go out much. But I'm with someone who drinks. Someone who wants to take you out. And they're like, because let me tell you right now. It doesn't matter where you are.

Because, baby, let me tell you right now. In Belfast, we drink, honey. Baby, let me tell you right now. In Phoenix, Arizona, we drink, honey.