Bob the Drag Queen
speaker
678 appearances
6 recordings
4 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 17 Jun
Bob the Drag Queen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And then Earth can fit into the sun like... A thousand times over. And then there's sons that are like, we are so tiny and so insignificant. And we, that's why when I used to wait tables and I would get in the weeds and I forgot to put someone's food. You ever been a waiter?
When you forget to put someone's food in, the panic that sets into your heart. The panic. That goes in your heart. I didn't put their food in. I didn't put their fucking food in. And then I remember thinking to myself, no one here. I used to work at a place called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It was a themed restaurant. It was a haunted restaurant. And I remember thinking to myself, you know what?
No one here is starving. No one's like, I am literally on the verge of death. Jekyll and Hyde Club. Gots to go to the Jekyll and Hyde Club.
No one here is starving. No one here is dying. It doesn't matter. I forgot your food. It'll be fine.
But then I get a little too nihilistic sometimes. I'm like, nothing matters.
Yeah, I can do anything I want. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Reel it back, man. Reel it back. Reel it in.
Yeah, a little much.
I've always been a big fan of wrestling. I grew up watching WWF so long ago that it was called the WWF. And I was obsessed.
Oh, my God. I can't believe that my mom didn't believe when they said I was autistic. What? ! My mom was like, not my baby. They're over diagnosing. They're like, not your son.
Literally.
I wanted one. My mom did not buy me the belt. I had to make one myself. I made one myself out of tinfoil and cardboard. I wanted it to be Mankind or The Rock or D'Lo Brown or Farouk or The Undertaker. That's so sick. I wanted it more than I wanted my next breath. So when I was a kid, I thought that my job was going to be, I was going to either be an announcer or a manager for the WWF.
Well, Nikki Garcia, who's on my Season of the Traitors, she's getting back into wrestling. She just did WrestleMania. And I was like, I should be her manager. You should. I should be her fucking manager.
I need to do it. If anyone's watching out there, Nikki Garcia, I'm begging. I'm literally begging at this point. I'm literally humbling myself because nothing matters. I can be humble now.
I'm humbling myself. Just for a week. Give me one week.
Probably.
Yeah, it's literally Broadway. It's some of the most remarkable storytelling in the history of time. Here's why. It is a...
play or a TV show that happens in real time so when you watch I don't know Severance right once the episode ends next week the episode airs and it's only been five minutes for them yeah but it's been a week for you when you are on wrestling when the show if it is airing a week for you is a week for The Undertaker he lived a whole week
You are living your lives in real time with these fictional characters at the same time. It's so fantastical. It's so over the top. There's magic.
And a lot of Samoans are big in wrestling.
Huge in wrestling.
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