Bob the Drag Queen

You know, can I get extra protein? Cool, cool, cool. Like, very much that vibe. Very, very much that vibe. My craziest show recently was in Belfast. Ooh, too. And this one had nothing to do with me. It was just during the show. And then, first of all, I had a wardrobe malfunction. My wig just started, like, there's this, like, post on my wig, and I put the toppers on it.

I had this, like, base where my hair slicked up, and I would just switch the toppers out. And the post had broken, so my wig just fell off. I was like, oh, shit, my wig fell off. So that was very embarrassing. I had to put my wig back on. And then I come back, and I'm doing my stand-up, and there is just a fight.

I had this, like, base where my hair slicked up, and I would just switch the toppers out. And the post had broken, so my wig just fell off. I was like, oh, shit, my wig fell off. So that was very embarrassing. I had to put my wig back on. And then I come back, and I'm doing my stand-up, and there is just a fight.

happening and i was like what i was i remember what's happening over there but they weren't responding to me because they weren't responding to what i was saying there was there was a just an argument had broken out between this this lady and this guy and they had come to like blows they were like they were like like people were being pulled apart damn and and then the lady stumbled out into the lobby she spilled her margarita into my merchandise and then the crowd just kind of got crazy i was like you guys are insane and then i asked him i said is this it was a wednesday

happening and i was like what i was i remember what's happening over there but they weren't responding to me because they weren't responding to what i was saying there was there was a just an argument had broken out between this this lady and this guy and they had come to like blows they were like they were like like people were being pulled apart damn and and then the lady stumbled out into the lobby she spilled her margarita into my merchandise and then the crowd just kind of got crazy i was like you guys are insane and then i asked him i said is this it was a wednesday

I said, is this a typical Wednesday in Belfast? And the audience in unison all said, yes. And they're like, yeah, this is what we do on Wednesdays, bitch. Yes, yes. Whenever I go out, I don't drink, so I don't go out much. But I'm with someone who drinks. Someone who wants to take you out. And they're like, because let me tell you right now. It doesn't matter where you are.

I said, is this a typical Wednesday in Belfast? And the audience in unison all said, yes. And they're like, yeah, this is what we do on Wednesdays, bitch. Yes, yes. Whenever I go out, I don't drink, so I don't go out much. But I'm with someone who drinks. Someone who wants to take you out. And they're like, because let me tell you right now. It doesn't matter where you are.

Because, baby, let me tell you right now. In Belfast, we drink, honey. Baby, let me tell you right now. In Phoenix, Arizona, we drink, honey.

Because, baby, let me tell you right now. In Belfast, we drink, honey. Baby, let me tell you right now. In Phoenix, Arizona, we drink, honey.

baby in andalusia alabama in boot scoot tennessee we drink honey every town thinks they drink more than everyone else right but belfast is they're telling the truth they're for real they were dead ass you said i can say with conviction they were they were on a wednesday night turnt going crazy i think i we have to get out of here this show is inside i'm i was genuinely afraid of the audience i was like i need to get out i'm afraid of you all

baby in andalusia alabama in boot scoot tennessee we drink honey every town thinks they drink more than everyone else right but belfast is they're telling the truth they're for real they were dead ass you said i can say with conviction they were they were on a wednesday night turnt going crazy i think i we have to get out of here this show is inside i'm i was genuinely afraid of the audience i was like i need to get out i'm afraid of you all

Yeah, like they're trying to like pull focus their big break And I was like that's see because you bought a ticket to watch me and now you're talking a lot and that's crazy Well, they think of the scene for me though Like this is gonna be the moment where I like drew hears me tell a joke if she's gonna say are you iconic? Drew's going to invite me on stage. We're going to hold hands.

Yeah, like they're trying to like pull focus their big break And I was like that's see because you bought a ticket to watch me and now you're talking a lot and that's crazy Well, they think of the scene for me though Like this is gonna be the moment where I like drew hears me tell a joke if she's gonna say are you iconic? Drew's going to invite me on stage. We're going to hold hands.

We're going to sing Defying Gravity together. I will float into the sky and I will take over the podcast. That's what they think is going to happen. They're like, this is my moment. This is truly my moment.

We're going to sing Defying Gravity together. I will float into the sky and I will take over the podcast. That's what they think is going to happen. They're like, this is my moment. This is truly my moment.

Oh, they probably are. They're like, just in case.

Oh, they probably are. They're like, just in case.

Just in case you see my lips tonight, I want them to be clean.

Just in case you see my lips tonight, I want them to be clean.

They're not straight.