Bobby Bones

That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me.

That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me.

Yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners. That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me.

Yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners. That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me.

Oh, come on, Yoda. It wasn't that bad. Well, Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones, has landed. And the good news is it's an improvement over Star Wars Episode I, The Phantom Menace. Of course, just leaving the theater after Episode I was an improvement on Episode I. Since nothing I say will stop you from seeing this blockbuster, here's what happens.

Oh, come on, Yoda. It wasn't that bad. Well, Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones, has landed. And the good news is it's an improvement over Star Wars Episode I, The Phantom Menace. Of course, just leaving the theater after Episode I was an improvement on Episode I. Since nothing I say will stop you from seeing this blockbuster, here's what happens.

The pod racing little kid from Phantom Menace has grown up to be a member of the Thompson twins. We all know Big Anakin, played by Hayden Christensen, is going to turn into Darth Vader, but for now he's doing his heavy breathing over Natalie Portman. She plays Padme Amidala. She used to be queen, but now she's just a senator.

The pod racing little kid from Phantom Menace has grown up to be a member of the Thompson twins. We all know Big Anakin, played by Hayden Christensen, is going to turn into Darth Vader, but for now he's doing his heavy breathing over Natalie Portman. She plays Padme Amidala. She used to be queen, but now she's just a senator.

Are you allowed to love? These two couldn't have less chemistry if they were in separate movies. In between uncomfortable kisses, there's a lot of mumbo jumbo about trade sanctions, Senate deliberations, and separatist movements.

Are you allowed to love? These two couldn't have less chemistry if they were in separate movies. In between uncomfortable kisses, there's a lot of mumbo jumbo about trade sanctions, Senate deliberations, and separatist movements.

Fun! It's like C-SPAN with lasers.

Fun! It's like C-SPAN with lasers.

Of course, George Lucas. The real love story in episode two is between old George and $140 million worth of computer generated special effects. Most of it for Natalie Portman's hair. There are some saving graces here, including some fantastic production design, legitimately exciting action sequences, and Jedi candy Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Of course, George Lucas. The real love story in episode two is between old George and $140 million worth of computer generated special effects. Most of it for Natalie Portman's hair. There are some saving graces here, including some fantastic production design, legitimately exciting action sequences, and Jedi candy Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Whenever he's on screen, I feel like I'm going to have an episode, too. Then, of course, there's Yoda. And boy, was I glad to see him. In grave danger, you are. You know you're in trouble when a computer-generated lawn ornament is the most natural actor in your movie. In the end, Attack of the Clones is short on substance and long on style. And just plain long.

Whenever he's on screen, I feel like I'm going to have an episode, too. Then, of course, there's Yoda. And boy, was I glad to see him. In grave danger, you are. You know you're in trouble when a computer-generated lawn ornament is the most natural actor in your movie. In the end, Attack of the Clones is short on substance and long on style. And just plain long.

Went to bathroom twice, this reviewer did.

Went to bathroom twice, this reviewer did.

Back to you, John, my boba fetish. Thank you, Frank.

Back to you, John, my boba fetish. Thank you, Frank.