Bobcat Goldthwait
speaker
454 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 28 Jun
Bobcat Goldthwait’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, because I was going to vomit on them.
That was the plan.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, I was going to have EpiCac in my coat pocket...
And then I was gonna get them talking about Cody, you know?
And then I was just gonna take a big pole out of it, and then just vomit on Kathie Lee.
And Gary Shandling heard that I wanted to vomit on Regis and Kathie Lee, so he's going, oh, can we tell that story on Larry Sanders?
And I did, but then I showed up to do their show, and they go, where's the EpiCac?
I go, come on, man, that was just a bit.
And then they patted me down, and it was in my coat pocket.
So they had a fire extinguisher.
So I walk out while they're introducing me.
Take the pin out of the fire extinguisher, and I just blasted Regis with it.
He ran off the show, and then I shot it up her skirt, and she ran up into the audience.
And the crowd was going kind of nuts.
But then, you know how those carbon dioxide oxygen, they sucked the oxygen out of the room and the audience was really old and they were all screaming.
And then they stopped screaming because they couldn't breathe.
who is kind of forced into kind of becoming suicidal through a lot of, he's diagnosed with a brain tumor, and what happens is, there's a lot of other things that make him really sad, but he's about to commit suicide, and he's watching that show, My Super Sweet 16.
So he decides instead of killing himself, he'll drive 400 miles and shoot and kill the girl from my super sweet 16.
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