Bobcat Goldthwait

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454 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 28 Jun

Bobcat Goldthwait’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 1.

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Wow.

Peeps LaRue, she's French-Canadian.

The widow Madeline Perman, her husband died in the war, don't bring it up.

She sleeps under a needle point of General and Perman.

And then, oh, Squeaky Fromm.

That's my last cat I found, yeah.

My wife says I'm the Schindler of cats, because I've rescued four cats.

She's like, no more.

I woke up with peeps making biscuits on my nuts the other night, and I was dreaming that I was scratching my own nuts at the same time.

So my nuts started floating around, and I'm like, hey!

Because I woke up and I realized that I wasn't scratching my nuts.

And I tore the sheet off and then clink, her claws went right into my sack.

And we had a really weird moment.

We were looking at each other.

Like, and she was scared.

Like, I didn't mean to do this.

And it was like waking up in a Saw movie, you know.

I said to the 09, I'm like, that's my wife, the 09.

And I'm like, I'm like, help me.

And she's like, what do you want me to do?

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