Bobcat Goldthwait
speaker
454 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 28 Jun
Bobcat Goldthwait’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You go, well, I was taking a bubble bath with my monkey, and I gave it red wine.
And you go, well, fuck you.
I don't know who the Mormons are in this analogy.
That's a bad analogy.
All right.
Right.
So, I'm in the hot tub with the Mormons, essentially, and so all the comedians are going on, and instead of cursing, backstage they would curse, and by the way, there's plenty of comedians who I think are funny who don't curse, but instead of saying fuck when it would come that time in their act, they're going, what the frick, and cheese and crackers, and gosh darn it, and some big ditch, and all these juvenile make-em-up curse words, and...
So I had an assload of that.
About the fourth show, I came out and I go, hey, the word fuck is super sacred to me, all right?
So say it or don't, but you don't get to imply what it means.
And here's where I lost the crowd.
I said, okay, let's pretend there is a heaven.
In Salt Lake, by the way.
I go, let's pretend there is a heaven.
By the way, that's not the noise they made.
It was like... And I said, do you really think God is up there wondering who's saying frick or fuck?
You know, it's like...
Let's pretend there is a heaven or Narnia or whatever magic kingdom.
That's what I said, actually.
Whatever, make them up.
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