Booker

You limp dick, motherfucker!

Whoa!

Oh, for sure.

I mean, this definitely violates several planar and cosmic laws.

There's no way that you- I say, and moral, I think.

That always seems to be an afterthought with this group.

Grumly.

Oh.

You... You... It's the bone chips.

You, Gremla, you think back to earlier this morning, when you went to go finish your movie, and you realize that

your favorite Turner Classic movies and all of your favorite channels.

Who's classic movies?

Who's classic movies?

That's very funny.

There was, you want to go finish it, but you realize that there was a massive merger, a massive megacorp merger.

Oh no.

And that all those movies actually weren't valuable, so in order to get a great tax break from the intergalactic representatives of stealing, they decided to just delete all of your favorite classic movies and have it be a tax write-off.

What?

And all of their programming has been stripped away, and all of your favorite movies became lost media.

And you keep thinking back to that discovery this morning.