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Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

Maybe just two eggs, not chicken.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

Some other egg-laying creature.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

I'd eat just a quick, small breakfast.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

And I think I'd go outside and I'd find a...

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

like the equivalent of a bicycle, like a pedal speeder, if you will.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

And I think I would cycle to the office and all this traffic is flying by me.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

And even though it's off the ground, it's hovered vehicles, somehow they always seem to hit the same puddle every day as I'm coming by.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

And the grab disrupts the puddle and it splashes me all across my outfit as I'm cycling into the office.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

Until I get there and join Berger.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

I keep picturing the 40-year-old Berger, where he liked bicycles everywhere.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

Yeah.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

I was thinking of Suits.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

I was thinking of Mike from Suits.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

Always rode his, had his satchel and rode his bicycle to the, like, trillion dollar law firm.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

And I don't mean a spare room as an extra room.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

I mean a room that is spartan with very few items in it.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

No mattress, no anything.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

But this is the place where she centers herself, meditates, and thinks about the machinations of Arcadia and the planes beyond.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

She would wake up and quickly, utilitarianly take care of herself, dress herself in her long robes, make sure that her hat is well affixed onto her head, and then she would plot.

Legends of Avantris
Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 5 | Hell of a Job

Then she'd quickly feed the poor man who lives underneath her hutch, and then she would be able to jump into her spaceship, a huge, massive ship that would launch into outer space.