Booker
speaker
2,570 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2026
last heard 8 May
Booker’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 1.
Appearances
And tonight, you say?
Nothing, I'm just being me.
Booker, top of the round.
I am getting sucked out.
The saxophone is in one hand, and I reach, I use my, the crutches on the ground, I'm like .
I reach into my back pocket and I say, suck on this, you desiccated bastard, as I draw my light laser pistol, which has close quarters.
I'll say, I'll say, everyone has got to go.
And I shoot him at point blank range in the chest with my laser pistol.
Your close quarters make me so fucking happy.
We're actually just reenacting the OK Corral.
That'll hit.
1d6 plus three radiant damage.
Eight points of radiant damage as I blow a hole in this guy's chest in point and range, hoping to drop this guy and send him to actual hell.
He's looking very rough.
Well, shit.
Very rough.
As he already has, you realize that there's actually a hole in his chest that's getting wider and wider.
You shoot through it.
As it starts to let out this...
This, uh, almost like it's trying to rip your soul out of it, not just from his mouth, but also from the hole within him.
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