Brad Williams

It's insane. It's horrific. And if you keep going, the joke you made earlier is they go through the cast and then they go, and in the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman plays a dwarf. Which, by the way, they put so many little people in the movie that... it makes Gary Oldman's performance look worse because it's like, oh, well, that's what an actual dwarf looks like.

That's real. The fucking balls of the VO guy to call that role of a lifetime. You shot that movie? Yes. God, I love Bert. You shot that movie?

That's real. The fucking balls of the VO guy to call that role of a lifetime. You shot that movie? Yes. God, I love Bert. You shot that movie?

That's real. The fucking balls of the VO guy to call that role of a lifetime. You shot that movie? Yes. God, I love Bert. You shot that movie?

Yeah, so that's what's out there. And Dinklage took a role in that because that's what you do.

Yeah, so that's what's out there. And Dinklage took a role in that because that's what you do.

Yeah, so that's what's out there. And Dinklage took a role in that because that's what you do.

Yes. Like the same way with stand up. We've now earned the right to like when someone says, hey, do you want to do a bar show? I could get you free chicken wings.

Yes. Like the same way with stand up. We've now earned the right to like when someone says, hey, do you want to do a bar show? I could get you free chicken wings.

Yes. Like the same way with stand up. We've now earned the right to like when someone says, hey, do you want to do a bar show? I could get you free chicken wings.

So, yeah, you have to earn that. So I would have loved to have played a dwarf in the Snow White film. Although now that I've seen what happened, I'm like, maybe I dodged a bullet there. How do you feel about LP porn? Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah. Do you watch a lot of it? No. Do you ever look at it? No. Because if I want to see a dwarf porn, I fuck my wife next to a mirror and look left. That's what I do.

So, yeah, you have to earn that. So I would have loved to have played a dwarf in the Snow White film. Although now that I've seen what happened, I'm like, maybe I dodged a bullet there. How do you feel about LP porn? Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah. Do you watch a lot of it? No. Do you ever look at it? No. Because if I want to see a dwarf porn, I fuck my wife next to a mirror and look left. That's what I do.

So, yeah, you have to earn that. So I would have loved to have played a dwarf in the Snow White film. Although now that I've seen what happened, I'm like, maybe I dodged a bullet there. How do you feel about LP porn? Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah. Do you watch a lot of it? No. Do you ever look at it? No. Because if I want to see a dwarf porn, I fuck my wife next to a mirror and look left. That's what I do.

Nah. Never. That wasn't your thing. I didn't watch the dwarf porn, but when I was a single guy, I'm really glad it was some people's thing. Yeah. That helped me out a lot. Did it? Yeah. You guys were talking about fetishes before I got on here. Thank God some people have a dwarf fetish. Oh, yeah. That got me through my 20s.

Nah. Never. That wasn't your thing. I didn't watch the dwarf porn, but when I was a single guy, I'm really glad it was some people's thing. Yeah. That helped me out a lot. Did it? Yeah. You guys were talking about fetishes before I got on here. Thank God some people have a dwarf fetish. Oh, yeah. That got me through my 20s.

Nah. Never. That wasn't your thing. I didn't watch the dwarf porn, but when I was a single guy, I'm really glad it was some people's thing. Yeah. That helped me out a lot. Did it? Yeah. You guys were talking about fetishes before I got on here. Thank God some people have a dwarf fetish. Oh, yeah. That got me through my 20s.

Yeah, and when someone has a fetish and they see an opportunity to engage in the fetish, like if the fetish is rare, they are very determined. Oh, wow. So when a woman would come... Because if a woman came up to you after the show, there's like a, hey, maybe, will they, won't they, whatever. But...

Yeah, and when someone has a fetish and they see an opportunity to engage in the fetish, like if the fetish is rare, they are very determined. Oh, wow. So when a woman would come... Because if a woman came up to you after the show, there's like a, hey, maybe, will they, won't they, whatever. But...

Yeah, and when someone has a fetish and they see an opportunity to engage in the fetish, like if the fetish is rare, they are very determined. Oh, wow. So when a woman would come... Because if a woman came up to you after the show, there's like a, hey, maybe, will they, won't they, whatever. But...

I had a little bit of good luck Chuck syndrome for a while. So that references a wonderful Dane Cook movie where Dane's character, when he hooks up with a woman, the next guy the woman hooks up with, she marries. That was me for a while. I've got over 15...