Brad Williams

Once someone just walks in and starts humping your leg.

Like I'm right about my phobia.

Yeah.

And then, um, but, but, but then we, we like, there's a photo on my Instagram of us that night and he, he looks very uncomfortable, but then, uh,

then i saw him again like a couple years later uh it was at a different charity dinner i wasn't performing um john saw me ran up to my table uh grabbed him by my hand it was like come with me so okay so he drags me over to jimmy kimmel's table and he looked he goes jimmy look pump his leg i'm fine now

I'm fixed.

I'm fixed out of rehab.

Yeah.

And then, uh, uh, and then, uh, even more recently at the Kevin Hart roast, uh, Stamos sent me a video of him on the red carpet with like six little people around him going, Brad Williams, eat your heart out.

And I'm like, Oh, and Lizzo had Kevin Hart.

Just Kevin Hart.

just kevin came out dude that's why like if they had asked me to do the roast i would have fucked up the roast because now you can't do short jokes about kevin hart right because i'm right there like i'm the one like if kevin were smart he would have had me on the rose yeah because then at like every short joke his way be like and look at brad yeah yeah and look at brad hey oh he's not here knock on the door on the shoe box he'll come out

Like that.

Yeah.

So I, yeah, I would have fucked up the whole roast.

But did you ask John Stamos, like where the phobia, like, is it Olsen twin trauma?

Like why does he have a phobia?

I don't know.

Like, um, a lot of fans will confess to me where their phobia comes from.

A lot of times it's because like they were a kid and they saw a dwarf in a supermarket and they ran up and said some inappropriate shit.