Brandon Herrera

Yeah.

I figured we would go loud as soon as someone touched the oil.

Uncle Sam is real particular about oil, boats...

We care about war crimes sometimes, unless we commit them, and then it's like, well, say the line, Nick, you want to say the line?

Exactly.

You know, you're going to like to hear this.

I told this to Chris Cappy, and I couldn't believe it.

I don't know how true it is.

I haven't obviously checked this out myself, but there was a woman on the internet who said, you know, avocado tastes like clean dick.

Haven't had one since.

Haven't tasted one since.

You're still not going to trick me into eating an avocado.

Oh, good God.

Yeah, we've gotten a bunch of them.

Some of them are, like, historical, and we've looked at some more modern things with different countries.

It's just... It's really cool to just tabletop war game some of those situations and scenarios, because, like, I was able to say, well, Fort Bliss is... Did Japan give up, though?

So, if they weren't... I mean, like, obviously... We'd have burnt that fucker to the ground with bats.

Yeah, we would have just... I mean, we were...

Part of the reason we nuked Nagasaki and Hiroshima is because they were pretty much all that was left.

Like there was not a whole lot left.