Brené Brown

And this is like the last time I ever got pinned, like not being able to exit a stage because it was such a traumatic, it wasn't traumatic, but it was like, he said, well, I was dating this woman.

And I was so crazy about her.

So I took her to eat to our favorite restaurant.

And I waited until the dessert came because we love this chocolate volcano.

And I ordered it.

And I said, I love you.

And she looked at me and she said, I think you're awesome.

And I think we should date other people.

And then she Ubered home.

And so I was like, God damn, this is the worst story I've ever heard.

This is not a good story.

And he said, so I got in my car and I drove home.

And the whole way home, I just kept saying to myself over and over, fuck Brene Brown.

Fuck Brene Brown.

When's the turn on the story, you know?

And he said, I got home and I walked into my apartment and I pushed the door open.

And both my roommates were wired in.

They were on their computers.

They looked up and said, dude, what's going on?

And he said, I told her I loved her.