Brendan Sagalow

And I asked him, I said, what a rat.

I know, I know.

I know, I'm just excited.

They're going to get them out of here, buddy.

Maybe.

I go, how do you know?

How do you know they want to jerk you off?

And he goes, well, the signal is you lift your butt up a little bit.

so while she's doing my legs she's getting kind of close to my balls over there like now i feel gross um i'll just finish the story i lifted my butt and she she was like she said something she was like and i went yep and she went and then i i gave her like 100 bucks and i left

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, she asked me to flip over, but by that time I was just... Seeing stars, kids.

Yeah, and it got all over my body.

And then she cleaned me up, which felt very nice.

Dry towel.

I take 20 back from her.

She was pissed with how much I gave her though cuz I didn't know I went in with enough money for a real massage And you're supposed to give her like dollars And then I left there and I felt shame for yeah a long long long long time Wow I wouldn't But now I'm kind of I'm like if I wasn't in a relationship.

I like I want to go find another one of those It's fucking sick

So I'll get a massage is a classy thing I'll do.

I do like going to a nice steakhouse.

I mean, remember we went to, were you there?