Bret Easton Ellis

Like I, you know, there's.

There's a lot of crimes where you hear about the one where the guy went –

old lady just walking down the street guy jumps on her starts beating her about the face and shoulders she falls to the ground even after she was unconscious he kept kicking her in the head you're like fucking animal like i could never ever do that and then you hear about the one where it's like the guy was in the back of a subaru brat and he pulled his ass out and he was hanging it out and the guy in the semi truck swerved and now we have to and i always think

I could have done something like that.

As a matter of fact, I have done that.

It's just nothing happened.

You know what I mean?

It's like the people that get all high and mighty about drunk driving.

Meanwhile, we all have a Christmas party or two that we've driven home from where we've been over the limit.

I have circled the globe in the boot of a two-seat sports car, meaning you got the Triumph, the MG, the Datsun Roadster.

Ray was in front.

Chris was in front.

And I was sitting on the piece of sheet metal in the back sideways, hanging on to the back of the seat.

What?

Not belted in, not anything in.

And we were hauling ass on Mulholland.

I've been in the back of a million pickup trucks that were like, oh, this guy wants to race.

You're sliding around in the back of the pickup truck.

I mean, yes, something could have happened.

And it didn't.