Bret Easton Ellis

I've decided it was.

I like to downgrade everybody.

Either way, you know what I'd like?

I would like a miniature golf course that still had the hot-looking chick with the Miller Lights and the Bloody Marys on it driving around in the golf cart.

Because, look, it's nice to have a cocktail on a Sunday morning at 8 o'clock when you're teeing off with your buddies, but it's more like Saturday night when you're dragging your fucking kids out to miniature golf.

That's when you need a fucking pop.

Yeah.

Miniature golf is the golfing, and golf is the drinking.

And if my kid was like, yeah, my kid was like, I want to have a party at the Putt-Putt Golf, and I knew the hot chick.

You're in.

The junior college chick who was 19 in the tight shorts was going to be pouring the tall boys.

I'd be like, yeah, Daddy can go for that.

It'll be fine.

We've got to have her just riding over stuff.

Okay.

Over the little hills.

Write that down.

I would use half of them.

I would not use all of them.

I feel like you leave your job for three and a half months.