Bret McKenzie

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819 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jan 2026 last heard 4 Jan

Bret McKenzie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Although you'd spend your whole time on a lawnmower.

So the city kid, you'd just think you just mow the lawn, but you would be mowing full time and just get back to the beginning and start again.

It's a hundred acres, the size of it.

We're quite out of our depth, but it's also quite fun.

The first job of the day is we got these cows.

We got, so we bought 20 cows to eat the grass, but now the cows, there's 10 there.

They're too big.

We've got to sell them.

And they're coming on Tuesday.

Honestly, it's not that far away from how we're rolling, to be honest.

We just don't know anything.

Luckily, there's YouTube, so you can look a few things up.

That is funny.

I'm going to a rodeo, and I don't know how to stay on.

How much does a cow worth at a New Zealand – how much do you pay –

Well, like when I got on, there's a quad bike there and no one knows how to ride the quad bike.

It was in a barn, but I couldn't get it into reverse.

So, because I didn't know how to put it, I could turn it on, but we kept on going forward closer and closer to the wall.

You just, you know, YouTube, you know, Suzuki brand and model.

And then I was like, oh, that button there.

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