Bret McKenzie

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819 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jan 2026 last heard 4 Jan

Bret McKenzie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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But the cow is just like moving around, going forward, going back.

And the corridor thing, the area, is the length of two and a half cows.

Okay.

So the cow that's in there is just moving back and forward.

I didn't realize a cow could go backwards, but it turns out a cow.

The cow was looking at my phone while I was turned away.

So the cow's going backwards and forwards, walking away from my brother, right?

We're like, huh, let's put a second cow in there so that they can't move, right?

So now I've got two cows in this zone, right, this alleyway thing.

And there's two bits of wood on each side.

So you can sort of stand next to them.

You can sort of pat its back and stuff.

And my brother's talking to them out the front.

But now the cow is just putting its head up and down and moving around.

My brother can't get it to stay still to put the thing in.

Oh, man.

Tragic.

Tragic turn of events.

So then he's bobbing up and down.

So then I'm like, oh, let me have a go.

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