Brett Cooper

Dayton James Weber.

That is his mugshot.

So needless to say,

And this is where I'm getting into treacherous territory.

When the news broke, when people saw that headline that again, read like something from the Onion or the Babylon Bee, the internet had the same reaction that I'm guessing you are probably having right now.

But this case simply has no legs.

It has no legs.

I mean, just to rip off the bandaid and just go ahead and start being offensive, first of all, how did they even handcuff him?

That's the first thing I thought of.

Is there a protocol for this?

Did they carry him out?

I don't know.

That's besides the point, maybe, or is it?

Somebody asked that in a comment section and Colin Ruge responded and said, talk to the police officer from SpongeBob.

Just gonna leave that there.

Anyway, it is simply one of the many questions that people online want answered.

For example, Autism Capital responded to one of these headlines and wrote, so is anyone gonna ask the obvious question here?

We need to ask them, it's for justice.

We need to know.

Another person said, no fingerprints could be found at the scene of the crime.