Brett Cooper

Like, I don't know what kind of weird lib marriage you are part of.

Like, this is openly admitting to emotionally cheating on yourself.

This is not when you lean into it and write an entire article about it and joke about it with your husband.

No, this is when you make the choice with yourself to respect your marriage, to use your moral compass, which I hope that you have.

This woman might not.

we'll get into that, but to know that you need to shut that thought down out of the respect and love you have for your husband and the commitment, more importantly, that you have made to each other.

It's when, love him or hate him, you should adopt the Pence policy.

Now, if you don't know this, Mike Pence has a rule that he does not dine alone with a woman who is not his wife.

He will not attend events with alcohol without his wife.

Maybe some of the women we're gonna be talking about today, the other women in this article, should try that.

The answer continues, because again, remember guys, this is apparently the key to lasting love, so listen up.

She writes, Okay, there has to be another way to spice things up.

Have you heard of date night?

Have you heard of doing something a little fun and fancy for your husband?

That's a great idea that does not involve having crushes on other people.

Anyway, sorry, getting ahead of myself.

She puts a quote in here.

A crush while you're married is like a sweet little snack that gets you through the 4 p.m.

slump, my friend Cara told me.

Like all of the horny monogamous people referred to in this piece, Cara asked to use a pseudonym.