Brett Goldstein
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Podcast Appearances
Ho hum, my old black legs are skimming through the sand with my weepy eyes and my sour soul, and I'm coming around. What's up? That was improvised.
Ho hum, my old black legs are skimming through the sand with my weepy eyes and my sour soul, and I'm coming around. What's up? That was improvised.
Oh, yeah? You know the ho-hum?
Oh, yeah? You know the ho-hum?
Where your porridge is cold but your anus is numb. Ho hum.
Where your porridge is cold but your anus is numb. Ho hum.
My Mexican friend is dumb, but he's got no Julio Iglesias. I don't know.
My Mexican friend is dumb, but he's got no Julio Iglesias. I don't know.
But anyway, thanks for the donut. Have you had one of these? I have. No, you haven't. Let me see. No, you haven't. I didn't eat it today. Get a pistachio, dude. Man. I'm going to prove a point here.
But anyway, thanks for the donut. Have you had one of these? I have. No, you haven't. Let me see. No, you haven't. I didn't eat it today. Get a pistachio, dude. Man. I'm going to prove a point here.
Mmm. Yeah Well, let the flavor sink in. Let the flavor sink in.
Mmm. Yeah Well, let the flavor sink in. Let the flavor sink in.
Do you think Paul Hollywood just goes eat and then says it? He does this.
Do you think Paul Hollywood just goes eat and then says it? He does this.
Oh, yeah? You got cream inside you, and people eat that. Man, you are tired. Okay? There's cream in everything, dude. In titty milk? Dude, a lady last night, a 68-year-old lady pulled out her titty in my show.
Oh, yeah? You got cream inside you, and people eat that. Man, you are tired. Okay? There's cream in everything, dude. In titty milk? Dude, a lady last night, a 68-year-old lady pulled out her titty in my show.