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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and guest in this episode?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Ho hum, down in the bayou, we got legs that are tired, lights that flicker in the night.
Chapter 2: What is the improvised 'Ho hum' poem about?
Ho hum, my old black legs are skimming through the sand with my weepy eyes and my sour soul, and I'm coming around. What's up? That was improvised.
Oh, hum.
Oh, yeah? You know the ho-hum?
As you track through the woods with your bow. Yeah, dude. Ho-hum.
Where your porridge is cold but your anus is numb. Ho hum.
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Chapter 3: What humorous banter takes place about donuts?
Where the donuts are old fairy and they're filled with cum. Ho hum.
My Mexican friend is dumb, but he's got no Julio Iglesias. I don't know.
I couldn't do it. So close. I'm so tired. No, you got it.
Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to trying pistachio donuts?
But anyway, thanks for the donut. Have you had one of these? I have. No, you haven't. Let me see. No, you haven't. I didn't eat it today. Get a pistachio, dude. Man. I'm going to prove a point here.
You know what the fans love when we eat on the show?
Chapter 5: What is the discussion about Paul Hollywood's judging style?
Just take a bite.
I will take one little bite of a stash. Do you guys want some of this? Oh my god. Is it soft?
Mmm. Yeah Well, let the flavor sink in. Let the flavor sink in.
You know what my biggest problem is?
Do you think Paul Hollywood just goes eat and then says it? He does this.
No, sometimes he does this Let me tell you something I don't like that it's got cream in it.
Oh, yeah? You got cream inside you, and people eat that. Man, you are tired. Okay? There's cream in everything, dude. In titty milk? Dude, a lady last night, a 68-year-old lady pulled out her titty in my show.
that's your crowd yeah and i go um i thought the joke i said was what comes out of their cottage shoes and it got nothing and then my second show that's in houston i hear a thump a thump like a big thump and i looked to my right and there's a 600 pound man i'm not kidding you laying on the floor, face first on the floor like this. Going, home. Home. This comedy sucks, I'm taking a nap.
So wait a minute, there's a big fat dude on the floor? Right. Oh, you are coming. Well, thanks for showing up.
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