Brett Goldstein
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Podcast Appearances
that's your crowd yeah and i go um i thought the joke i said was what comes out of their cottage shoes and it got nothing and then my second show that's in houston i hear a thump a thump like a big thump and i looked to my right and there's a 600 pound man i'm not kidding you laying on the floor, face first on the floor like this. Going, home. Home. This comedy sucks, I'm taking a nap.
that's your crowd yeah and i go um i thought the joke i said was what comes out of their cottage shoes and it got nothing and then my second show that's in houston i hear a thump a thump like a big thump and i looked to my right and there's a 600 pound man i'm not kidding you laying on the floor, face first on the floor like this. Going, home. Home. This comedy sucks, I'm taking a nap.
Yeah, so this guy is laying on his, I think he's dead. So there's two choices, right?
Yeah, so this guy is laying on his, I think he's dead. So there's two choices, right?
Pretend it's not happening. Right, yeah. Just keep going. Right. Because it was off to my right, so I see staff, the managers, trying to revive them. And I'm going, yeah, that's what the Chicano said. You know, whatever, right? And then I just look to the right and I go, what's going on? And they go, we don't know, man. It's packed. Sold out. And it's now, people are just rumbling.
Pretend it's not happening. Right, yeah. Just keep going. Right. Because it was off to my right, so I see staff, the managers, trying to revive them. And I'm going, yeah, that's what the Chicano said. You know, whatever, right? And then I just look to the right and I go, what's going on? And they go, we don't know, man. It's packed. Sold out. And it's now, people are just rumbling.
Oh, there's rumblings. Yeah, now people are rumbling, right? And I'm going off to the side looking to see, you gonna be okay, man? He's 600 pounds, right? It takes him like 20 minutes to get the fuck out of there. Right. Right, right. And then- They got a forklift in the- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then- You hear him breathing outside. You know how hard it is to restart the room?
Oh, there's rumblings. Yeah, now people are rumbling, right? And I'm going off to the side looking to see, you gonna be okay, man? He's 600 pounds, right? It takes him like 20 minutes to get the fuck out of there. Right. Right, right. And then- They got a forklift in the- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then- You hear him breathing outside. You know how hard it is to restart the room?
In the middle of your act? Yeah. And you stopped.
In the middle of your act? Yeah. And you stopped.
So then this morning, I get a direct message from some guy. I want to let you know, dude, that guy died last night.
So then this morning, I get a direct message from some guy. I want to let you know, dude, that guy died last night.