Brett Goldstein
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141 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Jul 2024
last heard 9 Jun
Brett Goldstein’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Mmm. Yeah Well, let the flavor sink in. Let the flavor sink in.
Do you think Paul Hollywood just goes eat and then says it? He does this.
Oh, yeah? You got cream inside you, and people eat that. Man, you are tired. Okay? There's cream in everything, dude. In titty milk? Dude, a lady last night, a 68-year-old lady pulled out her titty in my show.
that's your crowd yeah and i go um i thought the joke i said was what comes out of their cottage shoes and it got nothing and then my second show that's in houston i hear a thump a thump like a big thump and i looked to my right and there's a 600 pound man i'm not kidding you laying on the floor, face first on the floor like this. Going, home. Home. This comedy sucks, I'm taking a nap.
Yeah, so this guy is laying on his, I think he's dead. So there's two choices, right?
No.
Pretend it's not happening. Right, yeah. Just keep going. Right. Because it was off to my right, so I see staff, the managers, trying to revive them. And I'm going, yeah, that's what the Chicano said. You know, whatever, right? And then I just look to the right and I go, what's going on? And they go, we don't know, man. It's packed. Sold out. And it's now, people are just rumbling.
Oh, there's rumblings. Yeah, now people are rumbling, right? And I'm going off to the side looking to see, you gonna be okay, man? He's 600 pounds, right? It takes him like 20 minutes to get the fuck out of there. Right. Right, right. And then- They got a forklift in the- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then- You hear him breathing outside. You know how hard it is to restart the room?
Bro.
No.
In the middle of your act? Yeah. And you stopped.
Yeah.
So then this morning, I get a direct message from some guy. I want to let you know, dude, that guy died last night.
The Startup Ideas Podcast · The most profitable SaaS ideas I’ve heard in a long time · 1 Jul 2024
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like anytime you have any industry anywhere in the world where somebody is using a spreadsheet it should be like you know a light bulb going off there's like this is a startup opportunity one of the other kind of like universal rules of startups is that like once you aggregate users in a place you know in some digital property you can add
The way you can be with any network is you carve off a section of it of power users of some sort, some niche, and you build better features for them or something like that.
Bonus framework. All right. So it's called the Enterprise Workflow Startup Idea Formula. All right. So you're going to use this formula to come up with any startup idea that can be a venture scale billion dollar company. Any guesses what it is? You know what it is?
Yeah, I'm excited as well. We're just going to give away all of the goods that I've been hoarding for years now that I'm working on something else. But yeah, super excited.
Yeah. I mean, I think it's also just the most, the best expression of your self-confidence and status to give away stuff for free that is like extremely valuable or you could benefit immensely from keeping it to yourself. So here I am pumping my bags.
Yeah. Well, selfishly, I hope that some of these ideas get taken because I need some of them right now.
Okay. So I guess idea number one goes to this... crappy startup idea that every kid in college has coming out of college. They're like 22. And the first idea they come up with is what? It's an app to help you hang out with people when you're bored. And all of these apps have failed. Like all of them have failed. Like they just don't work.
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